this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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