I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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