He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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