ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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