Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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