we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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