i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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