ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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