What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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