Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I want her autograph on my taint
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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