i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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