4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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