I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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