Do you still have your period?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
