If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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