No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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