with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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