he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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