Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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