it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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