That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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