Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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