How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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