My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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