no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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