told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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