it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
There are leaves in my underwear?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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