Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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