i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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