it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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