What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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