Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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