so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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