she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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