I want to walk on stilts...naked
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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