Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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