these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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