Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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