This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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