check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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