When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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