I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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