we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
