you guys were way drunker than both of me
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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