if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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