with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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