you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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