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• (302): View more from Delaware

  So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?

  (443): View more from Maryland

  I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?

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• (760): View more from California

  It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?

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  He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.

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