I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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