So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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