i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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