? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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