Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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